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Missnaughty said:
Well.. let be honest .. As a man which one in your opinion is the most important?..
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Sorry but I can't really answer that question, I guess I'm more of an overall package type guy.


Hooters, isn't that where movie scouts dig up all those women for what these days almost seems like the obligatory topless bar / pole dancing scenes in many movies, you know those women with the lovely hatchet faces?


It may be better to just go somewhere more suitable like ... The Original Pancake House.
 
In an earlier life I made my photo editing services available to start up models to help them out. I would work their photos they supplied and make them more presentable to anyone they elected to show a portfolio to. After only a few request I had to start adding that no, I would not make you look 20 pounds lighter, no, I will not increase your bust size from an A to a C although one size was done sometimes, Yes, I can give your bust a bit of a lift but sorry, can't do the impossible. I had to basically explain to the ladies that you should be the same person when you walk in a door as the person represented in your pictures or you will be sent home rather quickly.

So, with that said, Naughty, I might be able to help (photographically speaking) but keep in mind, I still am unable to do the impossible.
 
missydookie said:
If I were you, I'd go for the butt implant. I mean, just look at Kim Kardashian. That butt implant has worked wonders for her! She's most definitely my role model and the kind of woman I want to be when I grow younger.
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Kikiki. Meow.
 
missydookie said:
If I were you, I'd go for the butt implant. I mean, just look at Kim Kardashian. That butt implant has worked wonders for her! She's most definitely my role model and the kind of woman I want to be when I grow younger.
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I'm reading a funny book right now, "You'll Grow Out of It" by Jessi Klein (a comedienne and writer for Inside Amy Schumer). In it, she describes how in her early adulthood she never knew she was supposed to have a gorgeous butt. It just wasn't on her radar ... she would fret about her boobs, her face, her legs, but it never occurred to her that there was a standard for her butt. When she finally realized it, probably due to the rise of the Kardashian clan, she started doing all these butt exercises, but found them impossible to sustain.

I could relate to that - as a (hopefully sexy) young lady, it never once occurred to me to think about my butt. By the time I realized it was something men cared about, I was middle-aged and married. So I never had a butt crisis. (I could have, though. My derriere was rather flat even in my 20s. Probably needed to be perked up a bit somehow.)
 
Puspawarna said:
I'm reading a funny book right now, "You'll Grow Out of It" by Jessi Klein (a comedienne and writer for Inside Amy Schumer). In it, she describes how in her early adulthood she never knew she was supposed to have a gorgeous butt. It just wasn't on her radar ... she would fret about her boobs, her face, her legs, but it never occurred to her that there was a standard for her butt. When she finally realized it, probably due to the rise of the Kardashian clan, she started doing all these butt exercises, but found them impossible to sustain.

I could relate to that - as a (hopefully sexy) young lady, it never once occurred to me to think about my butt. By the time I realized it was something men cared about, I was middle-aged and married. So I never had a butt crisis. (I could have, though. My derriere was rather flat even in my 20s. Probably needed to be perked up a bit somehow.)
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No Puspa, all men don't care about a Woman's butt. Normally, when speaking to her it is in the back, out of sight. I guess my only real observations concerning a female's butt is the difference between Western, more rounded butts, and Asian, more flat butts. That observation came to me 40 years ago and I think I have it all figured out now. Basically the differance between a sitting culture and a squating culture which develops thigh and buttock muscles differantly. No matter. They all look good.
 
I would never touch my face. I would not like something goes wrong THERE.
 
Puspawarna said:
I'm reading a funny book right now, "You'll Grow Out of It" by Jessi Klein (a comedienne and writer for Inside Amy Schumer). In it, she describes how in her early adulthood she never knew she was supposed to have a gorgeous butt. It just wasn't on her radar ... she would fret about her boobs, her face, her legs, but it never occurred to her that there was a standard for her butt. When she finally realized it, probably due to the rise of the Kardashian clan, she started doing all these butt exercises, but found them impossible to sustain.

I could relate to that - as a (hopefully sexy) young lady, it never once occurred to me to think about my butt. By the time I realized it was something men cared about, I was middle-aged and married. So I never had a butt crisis. (I could have, though. My derriere was rather flat even in my 20s. Probably needed to be perked up a bit somehow.)
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I think I'm pretty lucky with my backside... it could be those long hours of working to pump water out a well that got me my strong back and bum. Either way, Pusp, I'd date you and I don't even know what you look like, derriere notwithstanding. :kiss:

Ah, I was in Rome a couple of years ago, happily standing in St. Peter's Square when I noticed the pair of legs in very tight trousers walking in front of me. Her bum though... I swear I could've used it as a shelving unit it was that big. Nice bums hold a special place in my heart. :p
 
Mak Erot can help you with your "problems".
 
My wife has a nicely rounded butt. :) Not flat at all. Thankfully not obscenely huge like Kim K.

Some of the worlds idea of beauty just astounds me. Huge breasts, in particular. It's like those carnival games, where you shoot water into the clowns mouth, and it blows the balloon up, until it pops.

I realize that breasts normally come in all shapes and sizes. No problem at all, with that. It's the lets make them so huge that the lady can't even walk correctly, that's crazy to me. 164XXX augmented breasts? Honestly, every time I see huge fake breasts, I think they look like cow udders. Not sexy, or attractive at all.

/rant over
 
One aspect of human nature (including my own) that I find weird is how readily we accept "fake" body modifications, even though we know they are fake. I used to wonder how guys could be attracted to big boobs, when they knew that the owner of said boobs had gotten help. However, most every guy I asked has said that it doesn't matter to them - if the boobs look attractive, how they got that way is no big deal.

I think we are just hard-wired to accept the visual stimuli in front of us. Take me - I know a lot of women who color their hair (even I have finally broken down and started doing it, after years of insisting I never would). But (unless it is a terrible dye job) I don't look at them and think, "You awful person! Your hair is grey underneath! How could you color your hair, we all know it isn't real?" Nah...it just feels like that person has blonde/brown/black/whatever color hair.
 
After reading all the posts.. do I need to fix "the butt" too now? :drama: Guess it is the right move.. You can not adapt a Chinese Production Law.. as long as the front looks polished. It's made in America.. It is a perfection.. front back, top to toe..

Now back to my "fit in" problem..

I got to have this things done.. well.. when these ladies started to talk about the surgeon.. I felt left out.. I have no surgeon!! :smow:
And soon I will need my shrink!.. What kind The Woodlands lady are you!... no Shrink???!..
 
What you have realize about boobs is that the baby can only get so much into its mouth at one time
 
Boobs are like fine wine. They are meant to be sipped, not gulped.
 
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