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Living an expat life, moving about is just like everyday stuffs. A new place meaning new home, new culture, new cars.. plural.. and new friends. As a newcomer.. Like everybody else.. I would like to be accepted.. to fit in .. I am so desperate to be one of them.. So guys.. I need your suggestion for this new place I live in..

Shall I do Lips or boobs first?

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For me, no one should do either. More beauty in natural.
 

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if you can't decide, how about one of each ? ...... :laugh:
 

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If it were me, I'd start with a few piercings. You can do lips, nips, hips... top to bottom. If those get boring, you could look into genital implants, those are supposed to be fun. :decision:
 

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Ease in slowly. Maybe start with gallons of hair dye to get that bleached blonde look that is so popular in some corners of the world?
 

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I am always of the opinion that you look better unaltered....but it is easy for me to say since I am a natural born hunk....:pound:
 

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Ah payudara besar. First option to fit in. Plenty of pria kampung will be impressed.
 

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You guys should know how i feel... when I walked into Hooters in Texas.. damn.. I felt like I am really an outsider.

Ah payudara besar. First option to fit in. Plenty of pria kampung will be impressed.

To be successful and happy you need to be able to read your market segment and fit in.. In My short time in Jakarta, I was considering to have things done with my nose and my cheekbones.. but, well it was only shortime so .. nothing was done.. If you guys are checking my FB photo.. you will see the odd one amongst all beautiful ladies with perfect nose and high cheekbones.. And i do too sometimes have difficulties to recognise one of the others.. because all are similarly beautiful..

I think I'd do Lips first.. let see if I can be next Kim..
 

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You guys should know how i feel... when I walked into Hooters in Texas.. damn.. I felt like I am really an outsider.



To be successful and happy you need to be able to read your market segment and fit in.. In My short time in Jakarta, I was considering to have things done with my nose and my cheekbones.. but, well it was only shortime so .. nothing was done.. If you guys are checking my FB photo.. you will see the odd one amongst all beautiful ladies with perfect nose and high cheekbones.. And i do too sometimes have difficulties to recognise one of the others.. because all are similarly beautiful..

I think I'd do Lips first.. let see if I can be next Kim..
Just check out the plastic surgery mistake pictures. You might be the next cat lady. I personally think 90% of cosmetic surgery is unneccessary.
 

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if you can't decide, how about one of each ? ...... :laugh:


Well.. let be honest .. As a man which one in your opinion is the most important?.. And no.. I am not having my booties done..

Is Booties the right term? :pop2:
 

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You guys should know how i feel... when I walked into Hooters in Texas.. damn.. I felt like I am really an outsider.



To be successful and happy you need to be able to read your market segment and fit in.. In My short time in Jakarta, I was considering to have things done with my nose and my cheekbones.. but, well it was only shortime so .. nothing was done.. If you guys are checking my FB photo.. you will see the odd one amongst all beautiful ladies with perfect nose and high cheekbones.. And i do too sometimes have difficulties to recognise one of the others.. because all are similarly beautiful..

I think I'd do Lips first.. let see if I can be next Kim..

To be like Kim you would need to swallow and elephant first and have it settle in your rear. Lips? Which ones? The ones you piss and moan with or the other ones?:peep:
 

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A lady in my office had her breast professionally augmented. Because I know how she looked before, her current form always attracts my attention. My brain tends to latch onto new and out-of-place things, like new words, new faces, and in this case new boobs. Every time I talk to her I have to remind myself eyes up eyes up eyes up don't stare don't stare don't stare. I don't have this issue with ladies who are naturally large, because they have always been that way.

If attention is what you're seeking, you'll get it.
 

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New boobs are weird. Generally they look fine in a bra but once the tatas are released...well...like i said...they're weird.

What's your goal exactly? To "fit in" or attract men?
 

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Is defining yourself by other people's expectations the height of insecurity?
 

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I've got a friend who felt insecure so she got her boobs done. Then she decided that she had some extra skin on her tummy so she had a tummy tuck or whatever you call it...also she had a scar from a belly button piercing so she had that fixed when they did the tummy tuck by removing some skin, pulling her tummy skin down, and cutting out a new belly button hole.

Anyways, she said her insecurities with her breast size was causing her intimacy problems. She got her boobs done and voila, intimacy problems were gone.

It's just you need to be careful with what you do. Some people get addicted to these things and they all end up looking really freaking weird and scary.
 

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Have you ever considered a traditional herb Jamu? MissN


My neighborhood mbak jamu barista is the walking testimonial to the Jamu Payu Dara and Galian Singset she peddles.
She dons a tight see thru kebaya with long skirt in voluptuous crimson batik that oozes elegance.
Such perfection I could look at her all day and it would not be a waste of time.


Once I ordered extra large jamu pegal encok for my arthritics knees and she asked
“What size would that be, mas? And I said off course 36C.:tape2:

Eat your hear out mbak Kim Kardashian.
 

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If I were you, I'd go for the butt implant. I mean, just look at Kim Kardashian. That butt implant has worked wonders for her! She's most definitely my role model and the kind of woman I want to be when I grow younger.
 

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