For a little fun...

[macvert]

Am I allowed to mention Indian cricketer's names here or is it off topic, politically incorrect or just plain racist. Im talking Billy Birmingham, The 12th Man.
Anyway, here goes just a few

Cuteez Ahminharf
Arbroke Meandad
Arfuken Loddagoodewas
Mahatma Cote
Mikarzabit Rusty
Koptwahn Indanartz

 

[MamangDudul]

Maybe you should try asking him about Stallone or Schwarzenegger.

 

[snpark]

Oh classic Richie Benaud

The batsman's Holding.

The bowler's Willie

 

[Vulgarian]

That was attributed to Brian "Johnners" Johnston (the other way round though, The bowler's Holding...), and sadly seems to be apocryphal - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Johnston#Commentary_humour

 

[Helpful Herbert]

Oh classic Richie Benaud

The batsman's Holding.

The bowler's Willie

Willey not Willie. Peter Willey was a legendary spinner and middle order batsman of the late 70s early 80s.

 

[Vanhelsing]

Willey not Willie. Peter Willey was a legendary spinner and middle order batsman of the late 70s early 80s.

Lillee c Willey b Dilley was a particularly unique scorebook entry one game.

 

[macvert]

The 12th Man doing Tony Greig (Sth African R.I.P) –

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