Daily life :

[Wisnu]

That's funny. This is me anytime I go back to France after my first few cheese and cold cuts. Here? It must be at least ten years since my last stomachal problem.

Even with super hot spicy woku rica rica for breakfast?

And my breakfast this morning

 

[El_Goretto]

Here's my current daily life with the maid away on holiday:

Pros: can walk butt naked around the house without worry.

Cons: reason for walking around butt naked is due to toilet paper not being topped up by absent maid...

 

[atlantis]

Even with super hot spicy woku rica rica for breakfast?

I have grown up in countries where chile was considered a sweet and tend to eat spicer than my lovely Minahasan wife.

 

[vocalneal]

due to toilet paper not being topped up by absent maid...

Haven't used that for years isn't that what the bum squinter is used for?

 

[snpark]

Haven't used that for years isn't that what the bum squinter is used for?

thats a cockroach shower

 

[Euc-]

Haven't used that for years isn't that what the bum squinter is used for?

Same here, kinda miss it when I’m in a country where they’re not standard

 

[Anglian]

Haven't used that for years isn't that what the bum squinter is used for?

Bloody hell if you used ours it would blow you off the seat, such is the water pressure

 

[macvert]

Bloody hell if you used ours it would blow you off the seat, such is the water pressure

lol .... like the one's fitted to my house in Australia, have to be careful but maybe good for making the piles disappear

Seriously though, we use bum guns & toilet paper to dry, don't really like walking around feeling & or looking like we've pissed ourselves

 

[vocalneal]

have to be careful but maybe good for making the piles disappear

That is what the associated ball vale is for

 

[El_Goretto]

I just can't deal with the bum spray, and it's not for a lack of trying. I'll avoid it except for the most dire of circumstances.

 

[dafluff]

I just can't deal with the bum spray, and it's not for a lack of trying. I'll avoid it except for the most dire of circumstances.

Get one of these: https://www.americanstandard-us.com...manual-spalet-seat-with-telescoping-lid-32460

You can get just the lid to replace a regular lid. The inventor of this deserves a Nobel for whatever category this falls under...

 

[vocalneal]

In the tropics one doesn't actually need a seat? The porcelain is not cold to the touch so doesn't need a wooden or plastic insulating cover? I suppose maybe some need a cover to stop the pet iguana/hamster/cat falling in but...
In the workshop toilet the staff kept breaking the seat. I assume from standing on it so I haven't replaced it for years. I still use it from time to time.

 

[Anglian]

Due to lack of interest yesterday was cancelled, but gosh what an exciting day today was, she indoors who must be obeyed at all times decided today was the annual move all the furniture around, all it does is confuse the poor dog as his favourite sofa is now somewhere else, it is decided we go to IKEA to buy a new sofa as we now have an empty space that needs filling, it’s only a one hours miserable drive from our place, that’s with no traffic, we do it in hour and a half, there’s a sale on, all the world and his wife are there , kids jumping on the beds and running wild, and generally getting in the way, we actually find what we want but on the way out we have to try the Swedish meat balls, Sweden’s contiribution the the worlds cooking art, we make it to the warehouse bit only to be told it’s sold out, oh bolicks we have to go all round again, we find another sofa, ask the girl is it still in stock, oh joy yes it is, whizz down to the warehouse again and stare sadly at an empty space that should be holding our sofa, check with the girl again, oh we just sold the last one, bloody hell Ive had it with IKEA, we get home another one and a half hour drive, while having a shower I see we have a new hand scrubbing brush, I recall seeing a huge box with a trillion hand scrubbing brushes in it at IKEA, I’m thinking there is one brush for everyone in Jakarta, and now we have one so now there is one less than than a trillion, I am now in bed thinking what a great day I had, my dog looks at me and I can see him thinking, how did I get lumbered with this Pratt, so endith the day so good night

 

[jstar]

.....In the workshop toilet the staff kept breaking the seat. I assume from standing on it .....

They squat on the seat. (They're used to it I guess)

 

[Daniel50]

I was only out for 90 minutes... get back home to find all our mates have descended on us & a whisky party in full swing... of the 8, 2 are now down & out for the count, one made it to the sofa, the other is on the floor over the sick bucket...
I guess bulan puasa is well & truly over now & life is back to normal.
I assume by tomorrow morning I will be tiptoeing around bodies passed out & dotted around the place.

Me- well I had no idea we were having a party, nor it seems did my hubby. Haha- gotta love Indonesian life!

That might sound fun if I was a teenager.........You will have to let them know that many of the rockers survived addiction and have moved on.

 

[nosox]

when i woke up today the sun was already up............. that felt weird

 

[waarmstrong]

Went to Borobudur yesterday only to find that the monument had collapsed under the weight of countless B plate sightseers.

 

[vocalneal]

.You will have to let them know that many of the rockers survived addiction and have moved on.

Also ? If you can remember the "60"s you weren't there!

 

[El_Goretto]

Get one of these: https://www.americanstandard-us.com...manual-spalet-seat-with-telescoping-lid-32460

You can get just the lid to replace a regular lid. The inventor of this deserves a Nobel for whatever category this falls under...

I think Toto already sells something similar. But I still don't like it. Too many small pieces for disgusting gunk to get stuck in between.

 

[Gratilla]

And what's wrong with a simple plastic sendok and someone's left hand???