You wanna talk marijuana recipes? Okay, I have a story:
In high school I was almost but not perfectly straight. As a consequence, I once found myself with some marijuana that I didn't really want. My parents were out and my boyfriend and I were home alone. We enjoyed cooking together, so decided to get rid of the weed by making brownies and throwing it in. Once they were baked, we tried one to see whether they tasted okay (they did), then left to do something else.
When I returned a few hours later, my mother had come home. The minute I saw her car in the driveway it occurred to me what must have just happened. My mother was something of a glutton as she aged, and would unhesitatingly consume outsized portions of any tasty food in front of her. Had the brownies been untouched, she would probably have left them alone, assuming I needed to take them to a party or something. However, once a brownie had been cut out, signalling that it was okay to eat them, I knew she would devour the entire tray.
Sure enough, over half the brownies were gone. I watched her closely for ill effects, but she seemed fine. Definitely in a cheerful mood, which was unusual, but nice while it lasted
