The Curse of the Egg returns: 12-year-old boy lays 7 eggs, doctors baffled

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I cant find the serious news in english bout this
But the doctors did an x ray too and found more eggs inside his body
Is the kid drunk ? or he swallow all of those eggs? black magic ? anyone ? any idea ?

We’ve been through this before with Kakek Sinin, an old man who claimed he could lay eggs out of his anus. But medical experts soon established that Kakek Sinin was simply full of shit, as it’s impossible for humans to lay eggs (duh).

But now, the egg-laying curse has passed on to a new victim. Akmal, a 12-year-old boy from a village in the Gowa Regency of South Sulawesi, claims he has laid seven eggs since last week.

Akmal was taken to be examined at the Syech Yusuf Sungguminasa Regional Hospital yesterday morning. After going through an x-ray scan, medical experts were baffled to see an object similar in shape and size to a chicken egg nesting in Akmal’s pelvic area.

An hour later, Akmal supposedly laid the egg. In the hospital.

The medical team at the hospital was lost for an explanation.

“The current diagnosis is that this is a case of corpus alienium, but the cause of the presence of this alien object can’t be explained by any theory in the medical world,” said Dr Ferliyani, one of the doctors who examined Akmal, as quoted by Kompas yesterday.


The seven eggs that Akmal allegedly laid are now being examined by experts at the hospital.

Is Akmal a sign that we’re evolving into X-Men like mutants, or did he shove a chicken egg up his anus before he got himself checked out at the hospital? Only time will tell.

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There is that old story of a woman who took her husband to see a psychiatrist. She said "my husband thinks he is a chicken. The Dr. asked " how long has he thought he is a chicken"? The woman replied "6 months". "My God" replied the psychiatrist "why didn't you bring him in sooner"? "We needed the eggs" replied the woman.
 
Of course men can lay eggs...I did that last Saturday night when I thought I'd compliment my wife by saying her dress was tight!....:nono:
 
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What ?
He kicked your balls , eggs coming out of your anus ?
 
Good job that kid didn't go thru' the scanner at an airport where they check for drugs ingested inside condoms. Imagine the border security surprise when waiting for them to eventually exit and find chickens. They'd probably panic, call agriculture officers, and charge the kid with importing illegal dairy products...:sad:
 
You guys are egg-agerating
As an eggnostix, I think this kid just drunk

I mean swallowing eggs?
Swallowing drugs to smuggle it would've make more sense to all of us here
 
Is Akmal a sign that we’re evolving into X-Men like mutants, or did he shove a chicken egg up his anus before he got himself checked out at the hospital? Only time will tell.
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This.
 
john madden said:
Please stop, I'm ova it.
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You and I have sparred before John, so I tend to avoid comment on your posts, but I gotta say...your above post is very succinct, witty and funny. I had to look up OVA to find it's plural for OVUM..... the female reproductive cells.
:yo: hats off to you! Brilliant post!..
 
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