Best T-shirt slogan ever

[Puspawarna]

A friend made me a delightful t-shirt for Christmas, knowing that as an editor I'm familiar with books like "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" and picky about details like punctuation and spelling. He was also aware that (as is probably the case for most of us on Expat Indo) the book "Eat Pray Love" made me roll my eyes. The shirt? It says:

Eat Prey, Love

I shall wear it constantly.

 

[waarmstrong]

Woman without her man, is nothing.

--- or ---

Woman, without her, man is nothing.

 

[Bad_azz]

Woman without! Her man is nothing.

Possibly said when Queen Elizabeth was approaching the castle gates?

 

[harryopal1]

"Woman without her man, is nothing. "

Emmeline Pankhurst just rolled over in her grave.

 

[snpark]

Do not act

 

[Jamu]

Naughty Nury's warung in Ubud sells a t-shirt with a variation of the phrase that says, 'Eat, Pay, Leave'...

 

[Nimbus]

Is the slogan printed on a hunter camouflage t-shirt, by any chance? That would complete the effect.

You are right that Eat, Pray, Love makes me roll my eyes.

 

[Bad_azz]

I love slogan spotting in RI, & yesterday I followed a rather crazy driver on a scooter with his own take on Botox queen M Trump's jacket.
"No Fucks given"

That is not at all the funniest I have seen; that award goes to the rip-off of a Hello Kitty tshirt with "I Love My Pussy" on it.

I am sat here desperately trying to remember the wording on the one that actually impressed / confused me the most & when I recall it correctly I shall update.

 

[vocalneal]

My best Indo T-Shirt is one I stumbled across many years ago in P. Siantar, North Sumatra.

Describe the worst blow job you ever had?

Fantastic

 

[Vulgarian]

I have a t-shirt with "you read my t-shirt" emblazoned on it. It irritates my friends something proper, which is what life is all about, no?