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Today we have two men, both with the worlds worst haircuts and biggest egos, sitting down for a chat about nuclear bombs, use or not use, will one of them throw a hizzy fit and storm out for not getting his way, let’s hope it all goes well, not like the G7 talks, anybody care to guess the outcome
 
For a moment, I thought this was a thread to compare barbershops before opening :D
 
Ah yes, a good reminder I need a “Pendek Sekali”. Hopefully not too busy.
 
1985: North Korea signs Nuclear NonProliferation Treaty
1992: North Korea signs historic agreement to halt nuclear program!
1994: North Korea signs historic agreement to halt nuclear program!
1999: North Korea signs historic agreement to end missile tests
2000: North Korea signs historic agreement to reunify Korea! Nobel Peace Prize is awarded
2005: North Korea declares support for "denuclearization" of Korean peninsula
2005: North Korea signs historic agreement to halt nuclear program and "denuclearize"!
2006: North Korea declares support for "denuclearization" of Korean peninsula
2006: North Korea again support for "denuclearization" of Korean peninsula
2007: North Korea signs historic agreement to halt nuclear program!
2007: N&S Korea sign agreement on reunification
2010: North Korea commits to ending Korean War
2010: North Korea announces commitment to "denuclearize"
2010: North Korea again announces commitment to "denuclearize"
2011: North Korea announces plan to halt nuclear and missile tests
2012: North Korea announces halt to nuclear program
2015: North Korea offers to halt nuclear tests
2016: North Korea again announces support for "denuclearization"
 
I recently had my hair cut......it looks good I must say. I think Kim Jung Un should let his hair grow and then perhaps redo it. But perhaps it is the style for middle age dictators wanting to have a younger look..... I am not sure. As for Donald's hair I am not sure if a new look could be in order.

And as for a denuclearization deal I am not sure what will happen.
 
Did anyone notice Kim had a HC during his Singapore visit?

He had a pointy bit above his right ear when he first arrived.

This disappeared after his first audience with Donny.

Maybe the D leant over and snipped it orf.

WW III imminent!
 
It seems he always takes his own (chemical?) toilet. To avoid a trace of his illnesses, medication etc. in his è è which could make him vulnerable.
 
perhaps it is the style for middle age dictators wanting to have a younger look..... I am not sure.

He's only 34! (or 35, there seems to be some discrepancy)

Less than half Trump's age.

A "Millennial" by some definitions.
 
It seems he always takes his own (chemical?) toilet. To avoid a trace of his illnesses, medication etc. in his è è which could make him vulnerable.
Maybe trump uses a chemical toilet also ...that might explain his hair color. Too much chemicals on his ass and since he has his head so far up his ass ......
 
He's only 34! (or 35, there seems to be some discrepancy)

Less than half Trump's age.

A "Millennial" by some definitions.

Just by looking at him, I thought he may be mid-forties. I didn't look up his age.
 
People do funny things with famous turds, a friend of mine told me when he was on a British battleship( we had a navy then ) king George visited, so they berthed below his toilet, so when he used the toilet they captured his turd and saved it in a bottle, I have no idea why anyone would do that as it’s not worth anything, so perhaps Kim or trump don’t want people making money out of their waste
 
People do funny things with famous turds, a friend of mine told me when he was on a British battleship( we had a navy then ) king George visited, so they berthed below his toilet, so when he used the toilet they captured his turd and saved it in a bottle, I have no idea why anyone would do that as it’s not worth anything, so perhaps Kim or trump don’t want people making money out of their waste

A somewhat common conspiracy theory (or is it...?) is that government agencies can develop biological weapons that target just one person's DNA, so important people should avoid their DNA being captured. Any glass or utensil that touched his mouth would also contain his DNA, maybe they collected all those too?
 

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