PInG ... POnG ... PInG

[Pak Asam Manis]

Ping ..... Pong .... Ping ...... Pong .....


pingpongpingpongpingpong


"Yo looka me, I'm EZ Eddy B, I gotta lotta Ho's in my 1973 Mercury ... Word!"


(your bemused - or not - * attention * lavished forthwith)

 

[Pak Asam Manis]

No look here:

I am here to pofnicatate.

I wanna tell you all sad, silly communcinators that I refute you and your water-troffle! You foul-breasted lots of sniggling k-nivets!

For 'tis I who come to slay your barebottomed lovers of other's smelling pieties! Your fulsome burptious bromides of non-brainy brine will not save you no more ... so lay on!

I fart in your general direction!

 

[waarmstrong]

From the Spiro Agnew school of communication?

 

[Pak Asam Manis]

'Confusion' will be my Spiro-graph! Kata-kata-kata-kata ...

 

[Ruserious]

Can i get some of whatever he's smoking?

Or did this one just go straight over my head?

 

[john madden]

I told him we already got one and it's vairy naace.

 

[Pak Asam Manis]

"Said the straight man, to the late man, 'where have you been?'
'I've been here and, I've been there and, I've been in between'

'I talk to the wind ... my words are all carried away ... I talk to the wind ..
the wind does not hear ... the wind cannot hear'

(flute solo)

'Confusion' will be my epitaph, as I crawl a cracked and broken path.
If we make it, we can all sit back and laugh,
But I fear, tomorrow, I'll be crying ... yes, I fear, tomorrow, I'll be crying ...

 

[Anglian]

I think I’m on the wrong planet this morning

 

[Chiron]

King Crimson?? Hmm, Interesting. Now for some advice that's worth thinking about.

 

[Pak Asam Manis]

We don't need a King, do we? We're an autonomous collective!

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

 

[john madden]

There's some lovely muck over 'ere!

 

[Teabag]

Pak Manis atau pahit, what ever you take, it's either to less or too much....

 

[Pak Asam Manis]

Santai saja abang, (kakak / adek?) ... ga 'pa apa yang diambil ... yang paling penting adalah yang dikasih, ya? So here ... try some for yourself ... * offers virtual bowl / pipe / rolled banana leaf of semi-magical "sesuatu" (or not) *

 

[El_Goretto]

Meth, not even once.

 

[dafluff]

We don't need a King, do we? We're an autonomous collective!

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

You can't expect to weild supreme executive power, just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

 

[Pak Asam Manis]

No, no, no ... non, nyet, nein, tidak, "bù" .... (as in 不好 ).

You make ONE very slightly silly remark, everyone immediately thinks of some controlled substance or other. Shows where the minds of this lot are, I tell you.

"'n if my thoughtdreams, could be seen, they'd put my head, in a guillotine,
but it's alright, ma, I'm only sighing" - Captain Bob Cornflakes

Sorry to disappoint, but this is my brain on .... my brain. I do not advocate for, nor claim the use of, any particular agent, other than a good stiff cup of tea, which, as we all know, was enough to get the lads back going after the War ... "PTSD?!? Pfft! Have a cuppa! Get back to work, you lot! If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?" And so on. As you were ...

 

[Daniel50]

I fart in your general direction!

I am sure many picked this part up.

 

[Puspawarna]

I don't know what the OP means, but I would like to hear more.

 

[Pak Asam Manis]

MORE?!?

 

[Chiron]

"Said the straight man, to the late man, 'where have you been?'
'I've been here and, I've been there and, I've been in between'

'I talk to the wind ... my words are all carried away ... I talk to the wind ..
the wind does not hear ... the wind cannot hear'

(flute solo)

'Confusion' will be my epitaph, as I crawl a cracked and broken path.
If we make it, we can all sit back and laugh,
But I fear, tomorrow, I'll be crying ... yes, I fear, tomorrow, I'll be crying ...

Both are songs from King Crimson, a band popular in the late 1960's and early 1970's. I saw them live in the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium around 1973, when they came out with the "Larks Tongues in Aspic" album. Here are the two songs both from earlier albums:

1. I talk to the Wind
2. Epitaph